Just look at it. Its squinty yellow eyes... its little tentacles of death. It hates me.
In Soviet Russia, cakes eat YOU.
Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts
Friday, April 8, 2011
The Green Death Brick of Spring
So I tried to make a cake. Apparently I'm not much of a baker type person. I took half of a pinapple upside down cake and since I didn't have upsidedown pineapples, I just made the cake. It is possibly the driest, angriest bakery product I have ever tasted.
Just look at it. Its squinty yellow eyes... its little tentacles of death. It hates me.
In Soviet Russia, cakes eat YOU.
Just look at it. Its squinty yellow eyes... its little tentacles of death. It hates me.
In Soviet Russia, cakes eat YOU.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Reason #862 why science is awesome
Alright, so this is basically a robot made of jelly. I assume it's mostly in beta tests now as I don't imagine it could go very far tethered with all those wires, but holy crap. Imagine the super spy capabilities inherent in this little dude.
Of course, people being what they are, I can just see this and AI progressing so far that by the time I have kids, they'll think nothing of having a small robotic jelly-pet with its own unique personality. Everything comes down to marketing in the end.
Though, that said, put me down for a dozen. I want a jelly slug robot army. And now, I boldly go off to make cake. Cake first. Jelly slug robot army later. Priorities are important.
Of course, people being what they are, I can just see this and AI progressing so far that by the time I have kids, they'll think nothing of having a small robotic jelly-pet with its own unique personality. Everything comes down to marketing in the end.
Though, that said, put me down for a dozen. I want a jelly slug robot army. And now, I boldly go off to make cake. Cake first. Jelly slug robot army later. Priorities are important.
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